Thats right ladies and germs, this feline is looking for YOU to be recruited on Moon Guard! Home of some of the finest (and most disgusting) Roleplay this side of the MMO universe!
This being said, and if i havent lured you in with the promise of HORDE SIDE RP, then how about this——I shall be PAYING for your account ALL THE WAY UP TO CATA!!111111
Yes yes yes, i shall supply you all of the game codes for a new account, up to CATA (your game time past the 30 days is your deal my dear). But Zira..how can such a deal be true!?
Ahh my young kitten, there in lays the fine print. See i have a very, very special character i wish to make, with a special gamer. (no no no, not ERP wise). And the price for this is for you to well, be my friend, to enjoy wow with me. NO we are not leveling up 599595244234242400 characters so you can sell the account for 2k online. NO i am not looking for someone WHO CAN NOT BE ON VENT AND LAUGH AND ENJOY THE GAME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. NO i am not looking to get dumped 50% thru the levels or ignored at 85.
What i am looking for is a friend, someone who enjoys ROLEPLAY, who wants a new and perhaps..final, character on the best rping server in the game. Someone who loves wow, who isnt some monotone dick who walks thru raid fights and doesnt even care. I love this game, ive enjoyed it since 05 and i want to keep enjoying it. So long short of it, i am asking you to enjoy it with me. I am not a creep, a perv, a jerk, or a noob. I am just someone who wishs to fufill an old fantasy (ie odd spec for an odd class with an odd playstyle…its RP DEAL WITH IT!) with a new friend who wouldnt mind one more swing at wow, who enjoys the artform of roleplaying and frankly doesnt mind a free 90$ bucks worth of a new account.
Final note: I can NOT supply you with 200000000000000 gold, if you want gold, have a character on Moonguard/Horde with gold for US. If not and if you cant handle it after getting 90$ worth of a new account, then prepare for old school brokeness and AH farming. This isnt about YOU, or ME, its about US. Reap and sew.
I will be hosting “interviews” over my email this Friday the 27th of January. I wish to begin that afternoon. That being said, please, feel free to email me with no pressure just a simple “what makes you you” and “why you think this could happen and have a future” and even just for me “why you even want too”.
Thank you kindly for reading all of my (text) and CAPS, i look forward to reading your emails, the next step after if you are selected will be a reply email, and then a Vent conversation (i can supply a Vent, but i would prefer you to do so for our conversation)
Thank you again,
Zira Outcast
Zirasgold@gmail.com